Q:Why are footballers never invited to dinner?
A:  Because they are always dribbling.

Q: Why are football stadiums always cool?
A: Because they're full of fans.

Q: Name three football clubs that contain swear words?
A: Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g Man Utd.

Q: What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto!

Q: What do you call a Brazillian with a rubber toe and no car?
A: Roberto Carlos!

Q: How can you tell ET is a Bromsgrove fan?
A: Because he looks like one.

Q: What do you get if you see a Bromsgrove fan buried up to his neck in sand?
A: More sand.

Q: How do you make a Bromsgrove fan run?
A: Build a job centre.

Q: What do you call a Bromsgrove fan with an IQ of 10?
A: Supremely gifted!

Q: Why aren't the Bromsgrove football team allowed to own a dog?
A: Because they can't hold on to a lead.

Q. If you see an Bromsgrove fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It could be your bicycle.

A Bromsgrove fan arrives at a football match midway through the second half."What's the score?" he asks his friend as he settles into his seat.
"Nil-nil," comes the reply.
"And what was the score at half-time?" he asks.

Some flies were playing football in a saucer, using a sugar lump as a ball. One of them said,
"We'll have to do better than this, lads. We're playing in the cup tomorrow.